mom: did you take the dog out?
me: yeah i just did
mom: really?! when? while I was in the bathroom? that fast?
me: yes
mom: you mean me and Peter were peeing at the same time? WOO HOO! Go us! High five, Peter.
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THING MY MOTHER SAYS
Everyone has a mother. Every mother says ridiculous things. I'm just documenting it.
note 1: I'm not providing any back story to any quote because no amount of explanation can really make sense of what she says.
note 2: Any image I provide is photographic evidence of the odd little notes she leaves around the house
note 3: I love my mother very much. I swear.
note 1: I'm not providing any back story to any quote because no amount of explanation can really make sense of what she says.
note 2: Any image I provide is photographic evidence of the odd little notes she leaves around the house
note 3: I love my mother very much. I swear.
1 comment:
whoa this just made me have to pee. high five, internet!
-D
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