Saturday, October 25, 2008

we're gonna find the birds with dead syndrome
oh my god it's a circle? OH NO I HATE CIRCLES!! I HATE CIRCLES!
I'm very well educated on vaginas
mom: Don't curse, it doesn't make you cool
me: I'm not trying to be cool
mom: then what? Fresh?

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Jen: Mom! He's a dog!

Mom: No! Es un perro!